All the descriptions are from the /job command.
If any job has changed, removed, or added please tell me so I can update the list

Green=Jobs that are implemented/have a purpose.

Red=Jobs that aren't implemented/don't have a purpose.

Purple=Jobs that are from special events.

~~Strike Through~~=Job feature no longer exists.

Robber
1) As a Robber, your job is to steal other players' items + you are able to rob Bankers and Vendors more efficiently.
2) To steal a player's item, approach them and hit E on them, then hit [Pickpocket Player], make sure to keep aiming at them to steal their items.
3) To rob Bankers and Vendors, hit SHIFT twice near one of them, and stay close to continue getting money.
4) Be careful: If you are jailed you will lose all money on you + $250 bank penalty!

Stripper
1) As a Stripper, your job is to have sex with other players.
2) Tell a player to go close to you, and hit E on you, then select [Make Love]
3) There are three choices: Little, Moderate, and All the Way.

Counterfeiter
1) As a counterfeiter, you can print counterfeit money through placing printers by typing /print
2) As you place printers, your crime will rise. Watch out for cops!
3) As time permits, your two printers will max out at $6,000!
4) Cops and other players can destroy/steal your printers.
5) Be careful, your printer might explode when you try to collect money!

Sanitation
1) As a Sanitation worker, your job is to clean up the streets
2) Find trash or knives on the ground and hit E on them to get money!

Pizza Deliverer
1) As a Pizza Deliverer, your job is to deliver pizzas to others.
2) Find the delivery NPC and hit E on him to start a delivery.
3) Follow the yellow beam to your customer and hit E on him to deliver the pizza.
4) If your customer is in their house and does not answer, hit R on the door and ring the doorbell to deliver the pizza.

Drug Dealer
1) As a drug dealer, you can grow drugs by planting seeds by typing /plant!
2) As you plant seeds, your crime will rise. Watch out for cops!
3) As time permits, plants will max out at 300 grams!
4) Cops and other players can destroy/steal your plants.
5) You can also lose drugs by going to jail or someone has killed you.
6) Income: $3 per gram sold to a drug buyer.

Supply Runner
1) As a Supply Runner, your job is to bring supplies to NPC's across the city.
2) To find a supply zone, type /supply.
3) Hit E on the supply zone, then follow the yellow beam to find the NPC.
4) Deliver the supplies to the NPC to get paid.
5)You receive a random amount of money for each run you do from 250$ - 500$

Tourist Guide
1) As a Tourist Guide, your job is to guide other players and teach them how to play this game mode.
2) To guide a player, approach them and hit E on them, then hit [Guide Player]
3) Make sure to stay close to the player while guiding them, if they are too far from you, the guide will end.

Penny Picker
1) As a Penny Picker, your job is to pick up pennies.
2) To pick up a coin, approach one and hit E on one.
3) Note: Being Penny Picker will give you a bonus for picking up coins!

Kidnapper
1) As a Kidnapper, your job is to kidnap innocent little kiddies.
2) To kidnap, it is recommended to bind sm_push to an unused key.
3) Alternatively, just type /push in chat and aim at a player to push them to the kidnap zone.
4) While they're in the kidnap zone (red circle), Press E on them then select [Kidnap Player], then you will get your reward!
5) You can find the kidnap zone by typing /kidnap

Hitman
1) As a Hitman, your job is to provide other players a way of killing their most hated rivals.
2) To provide hitman resistance, make someone press E on you then select a hit, then player's name.
3) When a hit is made a red beam will guide you to your target.
4) Be warned, you will only have 5 minutes to kill their target! Anyone involved who disconnects from the server will cancel the current hit.

Scientist
1) As a scientist, you can set up a teleporter for people to use.
2) To make an entrance, type /telestart. To make an exit, type /teleend.
3) You can adjust your entrance and exit by typing the commands again.
4) You can destroy your teleports by typing /telekill.
5) You cannot create a teleport nearby a NPC or in a no-kill zone.
6) Income: $100 every time someone uses your teleport.

Bounty Hunter
1) As a Bounter Hunter, your job is to be the badass you are and kill anyone with a bounty.
2) The pink tracers lead to players with bounties.
3) You get four times as much money as a Bounty Hunter than a regular job killing a bounty!

Banker
1) As a Banker, your job is to provide bank access to other players.
2) They can hit E on you and select Bank to access the bank from a remote location.
3) You cannot access your bank yourself!

Jewish Extravagant
1) As a Jewish Extravagant, you gain 1.5 times your wage per minute
2) AFK using this job to make the most money possible
3) The higher your income, the more money you will receive!

Fire Mage
1) Derived from the Fire specialization of the Mage class in the highly successful Massively-Multiplayer-Online-Roleplaying-Game, World of Warcraft.
2) Fire mages have a longer-casting time with spells than their counter classes.
3) This allows the player to complete activities during casting.
4) Activities can include but are not limited to: eating, drinking, or masturbating.
5) There can be a combination of the above-mentioned activities.
6) Fire maging can be applied in WoW, but it is certainly not limited to the game.
7) ~~Fire mages spawn with a Molotov to reek havoc on all mortals.~~

John Wick
1) Legendary assassin John Wick (Keanu Reeves) retired from his violent career after marrying the love of his life.
2) Her sudden death leaves John in deep mourning.
3) When sadistic mobster Iosef Tarasov (Alfie Allen) and his thugs steal John's prized car and kill the puppy that was a last gift from his wife, John unleashes the remorseless killing machine within and seeks vengeance.
4) Meanwhile, Iosef's father (Michael Nyqvist) -- John's former colleague -- puts a huge bounty on John's head.
5) ~~John Wick spawns with a Dual Beretta inorder to protect himself.~~

Alligator Wrestler
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Robbing Stripper Jew
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Sanitation Drug Dealer
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Supply Running Robber
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Drug Dealing Robber
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Scientific Hitman
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Counterfeiting Hitman
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Pizza Delivering Drug Dealer
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Pizza Delivering Jew
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Robbing Banker Jew
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Supply Running Drug Dealer
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Counterfeiting Robber
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Bounty Hunter Scientist
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Penny Picking Drug Dealer
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Drug Dealing Hitman
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Supply Running Jew Banker
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Drug Dealing Penny Picker
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Counterfeiting Sanitary Worker
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Penny Picking Counterfeiter
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