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Crocker
Typically, a grandmother figure from the southern United States, with a 'southern twang' accent. Crockers usually smoke cigarettes, but aren't proud of it, and also love their grandchildren but are extremely disciplinary and attempt to make lectures on waiting for sex until marriage, and to love God. Crockers favorite resturants can be something to the extent of an all-you-can-eat cafeteria, or for fancy nights, the Cracker Barrel. Their favorite gas station is Hess. Most crockers watch soap operas, Walker Texas Ranger, or Touched By an Angel.
[size=24pt]Watch out for that crocker, she can be a real bitch.[/size]

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A few of my names definition:

josef
a pagan way of spelling Joseph. Usually scandinavian, german or russian

also the most awesome, coolest, godlike person ever
i saw josef the other day
did you?
lightning strikes him
you didnt bow down before saying my name BITCHES!!
die you stupid shauna heads!!

and then this:
Josef
A jew with a huge nose
damn josef u hit me with your nose

My Name (DYLAN)
dylan

Guy with an incredibly huge penis and is totally awsome compared to any bitch ass Russians.

(if you know anybody named dylan next time you see him give him a high five unless your a chick in that case give him a hug but no fatties)
Dylan is that guy at school or in your town that your totally in love or gay for unless your his friend
or
dylan

A person who can be childish at times, and is great at fucking things up, but would never try to hurt or embarass the person he likes.
-That brownie dylan made her mad.
-How did he do that?

  • He was way too brown for his own good.
    (ANTHONY)
    Anthony

Sexy,Cute and all round smooth talker.

Anthony has been mentioned as one hunk of a Sex God.

Due to this increasingly used term for anyone being good in bed, it has made its self known within the streets!
Bird: Holy Hell, That was just one Anthony experience!

Dude: Oh i do my best 😉
or
Anthony

Anthony is "The Good Guy." He's friendly with everyone unless you do something negative to provoke him... Then WATCH OUT because his anger is fierce. He can and will kick your ass. He runs circles around you in steal-toe boots since he's an awesome runner. He's not shy, loves to be social, and has a booming voice so everyone knows when he's speaking. If you're in a jam - he'll try and help you out. He's very affectionate, very loyal, is an excellent best friend and even better lover! He is VERY persistent, but in a good way. Bottom line: he's the guy you want at your party, he's the guy you want to be your best friend, he's the guy you want to be your bf/husband. "Bad Boys" are over-rated and a waste of time. Get someone good, get yourself an ANTHONY!
"Sexy hunk of Anthony"
"Anthony's sweet as icing sugar!"
"Anthony: the go-to car guy"
"Shut up and listen - ANTHONY's speaking"
"You've been mind-freaked, by Anthony"
and last
Anthony

an amazingly hott guy who knows how to dance and has a big dick according to people i know, anthonys are naturaly good at sports and are verry popular. especially with the ladys.
girl 1;dude did you see that anthony? hes so hott and so good at sports. hes also really popular i herd.

girl 2; yeah i herd that to and he is, i think he has a gf tho.

girl 1; i bet, shes so luckyy.

I'm too lazy to take a screenshot, so.

a very extreamly confusing guy. shows that he has feelings for you sometimes, but then might just randomly stop talking to you at any time. veryy flirtatious. manwhore. willll lead you on. halarious. full of charisma. you have to love him. boys are jealous of him. girls are jealous of the girl he is flirting with at the time..
not persistant.
changes moods easily; moody.
greatest, most annoying person on the face of this earth..yet i still want to be with him..
"i am soooo confused about what to do about John..he is great..but confusingggg. he constantly makes me sad, angryy, or depressed. its upsetting. is it worth it??"

Whoever wrote this has a shit ton of spelling mistakes though.

The first definition on the page that isn't dedicated to a specific Jen.

Joey
The hottest sexiest thing alive. I wanna lick his face off.
I wish my boyfriend was a Joey.
I know don't we all?

My is fab

All around perfect man and a sexy beast. Known to cause even the most loyal of girls to turn on their boyfriends. Talented with music, words, and kills in any sport he plays. Strong like bull. Always competitive, and ALWAYS wins what he competes in. Some consider to be on the status of not only a god, but THE God.
"Damn, my girl got snatched..."
"Kick his ass dude!"
"Nah man... it was Patrick bro"
"Awww shit... leave it alone, that fucker will kill you"

"I didn't know Jesus went to this school"
"Nah dude... that guy right there, that's Patrick. But they are easily confused"