I have some very interesting inspirational story for you guys!

Today, I was driving along in my car
And by car, I mean car... board box... with wheels painted on it...
And I came across an old sheckles
And he was carrying the most beautiful, shiny toaster I had ever seen

So I stopped my car--ard board box
I got out, and I said "Excuse me, sheck, (That...) That toaster is... it's marvelous...
I was wondering if I could pay you for it"

And he said "No, it- it's not for sale! It's my toaster and I'm not selling it to anybody"

And I said, "Mr.Sheck, I... I implore you, I-I need that toaster! It... It's so beautiful... I... I wanna
stick my genitalia in it"

And he said, "Wha- Wha- Whi- Whe- Whi- Teh"

And I said, "Oh why I- Th- That wasn't... I don't think that was English or any type of human
language. I think you just barked like a dog"

And he said, "Blyah deh beh deh byeu"

And I said, "I don't know what you're saying, but I'm going to break your neck if you don't give me that toaster
you fuc*ing b**ch"

he was like, "A-ba-ka-dik-a-dew.. ba-dik-a-dew.. ba-dik-a-dew.. ba-dik-a-dew.. ba-dik-a-dew.. ba-dik-a-dew.. a-ba-ka-dik-a-dew"

And then I murdered him
I murdered him for that beautiful, shiny toaster
And I fu**ed the sht out of it later that night
I made that toaster my bich...?

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